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I'm aiming to go full-on with these. No compromise.

Star ratings out of 10? Full-on statistics that are given individual levels and grades, to tell you how well something performs at a particular subject?

These are aspirations. Not turbocharged. Pun not intended. If you know what I mean.

Due to the insane nature of this idea, this may take a lot longer than you may expect. Speed and power, ho hum.

Horsepower.

Unfortunately for those pet-lovers out there, cars don't have much to do with horses.

I'm on fire here!

Much like the Ferrari 458, which burst into flames under too much heat.

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OK, OK! I'll stop!

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That wasn't gonna hurt anyone.

This is a phone, right here

Mob: Chaotic | Fax: Ancient

Email: convenient

MEmail!

Is it really 3:00?

That depends. 15:00?

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